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How to prepare for unemployment: i.e. “being downsized” by the “Free-market-economy”

December 8, 2011

and now we know...

Steps to take if unemployment is on your horizon:
One – Make lots of sandwiches while you can and save em…
Two – Prepare to move from your con-dominium to your car-dominium…
Three – Say goodbye to all your friends who didn’t lose their jobs; they’re not about to want to hang out with some unemployed freeloader who can’t find a job for Christ-sake…
Four – Max out all your credit and borrow from you’re soon to be ex-friends before they find out your unemployed scum…
Five – If you have access to sensitive corporate data… leak it to Wiki-leaks…
Six – Hope that all those non-profit social safety net programs that you used to ridicule haven’t been completely gutted by the republicans…
Seven – Prepare to become a democrat…

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