Stocks Surge after some fancy bookkeeping
Oh there all happy now dancing like Snoopy in a Charlie Brown Christmas special after the Central Bank Bragoons beat the Onthecusp Bank Noneers 9 to 3 in overtime action in the Euro-when-will-it-end-dome. The Central Bank Bragoons were able to really take advantage of their lose-end Scuzzy Madoff who they aquired last year from the Middle-class Losers after that team was evicted from the Wewanttobelieve Dome following the loss of all their money in 2008. We thought it would be a close one from the start said Coach Wehave Tomuchmoney, now we have to get ready for the finals.
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